As I sat down one evening,
In a small Internet Cafe,
A twenty-something waitress,
To me these words did say:

"I see you are a blogger,
And not a common bum,
For no-one but a blogger,
Laps his latte with his tongue."

[Bowdlerized from James Stevens, "The Frozen Logger". More to follow as inspiration inflicts.]

Original Lyrics

Frozen Logger in Time magazine